By Derek Mucker
‘Ello my mush! I be Derek Mucker and this ‘ere’s The Mucker Report. I been asked to report on whether the North Wales child abuse Inquiry was a cover-up.
I can tell ye that I found no govmint documentation that it were.
I found no govmint documentation that Thomas Kenyon, son of Lord Kenyon, abused young boys in hotels in Wales – No govmint documentation that Sir Peter Morrison abused boys from North Wales care homes – An’ no govmint documentation that Lord McAlpine’s cousin Jimmy abused boys neither !
Imagine that! The govmint didn’t see fit to write any documentation about it nor no documentation about any cover-up!
No documentation means it ain’t proved and if it ain’t proved it didn’t ‘appen.
Which begs the question – how comes I can’t find n0 govmint documentation for the Elmer Fudd tattoo I’s found on my arse?