by | January 6, 2015 · 9:09 am

A Message From Our Sponsor.

We, at Daz, know how difficult it is to keep those blacks really black! And so we’ve developed new improved Daz washing detergent 

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Mrs Khan

To test this we asked Mrs Khan to wash the clothes of her local jihadi group.

After just 10 washes the results are startling !

She used New Daz for half of the group’s work clothes and her usual washing detergent for the other half !

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See how the clothes on the right have faded and yet those washed with New Daz are as black as the day they were bought !

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Now Mrs Khan won’t use anything other than New Daz !

 

 

7 Comments

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7 responses to “A Message From Our Sponsor.”

  1. Jerry Storie
    January 29, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    Boom boom (not) – actually it’s without sensitivity, but hey – sure many will be peeing themselves with laughter, y’know.

  2. timsanders2013
    January 6, 2015 at 11:18 am

    I am sold on it. I will switch from OMO.

  3. PublicAnimal9
    January 6, 2015 at 10:50 am

    I like satire. It makes people think.

  4. Mrk
    January 6, 2015 at 10:26 am

    This is sick. Shame on the Needleblog!!

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  6. NICHOLAS BIRD
    January 6, 2015 at 9:18 am

    I am sure this was meant to be well intentioned, biting satire, trenchant wit…but it is not remotely funny and appears just crass. A clumsy attempt at humour, stick to exposing abuse and abusers.