Scientists Announce Discovery of the ‘God’ Gene.

Large Establishment Collider.

Scientists are 99.999% sure that they have found the ‘God’ gene, the gene which makes some members at the top of our society act as if they were gods.

“For a long time now we’ve noticed that certain parts of society, the top 5%, treat the rest of the people like sheep”, a leading scientist with a stereotypical continental accent explained,” that is why we built the LEC (Large Establishment Collider).”

” The Gene has proven quite elusive but we knew it must exist, and so, for the last 5 years, we’ve been smashing politicians, bankers, top businessmen and journalists together at high speed to see if we can find any trace of the ‘God’ gene.”

“The experiments have been extremely expensive, costing hundred’s of billions of completely imaginary money but we are now confident that we have identified the ‘God’ gene.”

“We can now say, with almost 100% certainty, that the ‘God’ gene occupies the exact same position that is normally occupied by the ‘Conscience’ gene in the other 95% of society. We think this discovery should revolutionise the way we all think about the establishment.”

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